

He spends his days and nights in his mother's basement looking for unshielded keeps so he can repetitively scout them, phone in one hand, small equipment in the other only taking breaks to fondle said equipment when a mating scene comes on on animal planet.Įven though his sister is of the opinion that their dad is a better shag, it does not deter him from creeping into her room (like the rapey little shit he is) at night after his mom has finished breastfeeding him.Ĭurrently His friends are all imaginary since the police have sent out a warning to all the known sex offenders to be aware of him as he tends to catch feelings and stalk them the way he scouts keeps. I ass strafed a bunch of people on Market Street on my way into the office.Ī little man endowed with tiny sexual equipment.

‘A government office that had been taken over by the militiamen and used to store ammunition was strafed by a helicopter gunship and then reduced to rubble by tank fire.’.‘Just what would have happened if Rommel's staff car had not been strafed by the RAF, thus putting him out of action four days before the assassination attempt, is one of the great might-have-beens of history.’.‘They strafed the trenches, killing twelve and wounding many others.’.‘Helicopter gunships and jet fighters systematically strafed the village, reportedly using information from spy satellites for targeting.’.‘The second flight made an S-turn and strafed the deck and set the ship on fire.’.‘Within hours of the attempted assassination, helicopter gunships strafed the village and hundreds of its inhabitants, including men, women and children, were rounded up.’.‘To get here they had traversed mile after mile of rugged terrain while strafed by aircraft.’.‘Allied forces quickly ruptured the German front and penetrated deep behind the lines, while Allied aircraft mercilessly strafed the retreating Germans.’.‘The frigate was covering the cargo vessels when the fighters roared in, strafed it with cannon fire, and hit it with four bombs that failed to explode.’.‘Air bases were attacked, ships were strafed and fuel dumps were blown up.’.‘Several enemy aircraft were strafed and destroyed and airfield buildings were attacked.’.

‘Unopposed for much of the raid, they dive bombed ordinary streets, strafing them with machine gun fire.’.‘Then the village is burned to the ground as those trying to escape are bombed and strafed by aircraft.’.
